18 March 2009

Google Voice Blog: Tips on upgrading

Google Voice Blog: Tips on upgradingWhen are they going to upgrade me??! I want transcription now please!

18 June 2008

Pickled Sausage


nom nom
Originally uploaded by poshis
Does this have any culinary roots? Where can I get some? What sort of sausage is it?

I want it now!

12 June 2008

traffic cops

so what do you think is the best way to deal with stupid 'I have a badge' traffic cops? I was pulled over this morning because of a friendly good morning gesture. I smiled at a policewoman. She was staring at me to size me up I smiled warmingly back. She was not happy about that clearly. She (won't have a name for this story) then decided to tap on my window and berate me for tailgating in bumper to bumper traffic going 2 mph pulling up to a red light. This person then asked me why I had my phone in my hand, I told her I always hold on to it.
She (having blindsided me) took all of my details and came back 15 minutes later with a ticket for what she said was "following too closely". I furiously left the scene and looked up the summons only to find out that this miserable cunt of woman gave me a ticket for talking on my phone, WTF!!! I wasn't on my goddamn phone check my bloody call records. I had not made a call (or txt) all morning.

I hate hate hate lying people. Now I have to fight this shut in court.

This bitch ruined my day.

04 February 2007

23 January 2007

Andy Griffith vs. the (so called) Patriot Act

Great clip from the Andy Griffith show. Back when TV shows had morals and stuck to the idea of America. It if funny how applicable this is today. Oh one day I'll be proud of my government again. For now sit back and remember the good ol'days.

16 January 2007

Offensive ad of the day

Mike Strutter has his own show on MTV, he is an English guy that is fairly funny. It isn't anything new but since he has gone mainstream the writers have stepped it up a bit. The clip I found today will mostl likely offend everyone I know, but shit, it is funny.

Enjoy it while wearing a pair of Nike trainers eating with disposable chopsticks.